“I Will Never Let You Down”: A Compilation Of Lies We Tell Daily, Part.1

I will probably let you down.

I will probably let you down.

Hands up — or “heads up”, rather.

I say “probably” because I’m not sure; I might, or I might not.

I say “probably” not because I want to, quote unquote, ‘let you down’, but because I don’t want to mislead you.

I would rather tell you something you didn’t want to hear than feed you a beautiful story.

The irony, of course, is that…